Belgiculture!

Belgiculture is the Best of Belgium Culture, which just Naturally Includes SECURITY, which can only be Guaranteed by the Construction of those: "GLORIOUS Swanky Hotels Castles and Fortresses!" (Beautiful Planned City States for WISE Intelligent Well-Educated People with Common Sense and Good Understanding!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!(R) Book 019B, none of which have been Constructed, as of this Date; but, they will be during the near Future: beCause, there are more than 5,000 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building them, and Living within the Borders of them. For Example, there are no Motorized Vehicles, no Car Accidents, no Traffic Lights, no Traffic Tickets, no Policemen, no Criminals, no Taxes, no Prisons, no Sicknesses, no Diseases, no False Religions, no Puppet Politicians, no Fake Medical Care, no Need for Insurance, no Crazy People, no Drunkards, no Gluttons, no Prostitutes, no Sodomites, no Unwanted People, no Poor People, no Excessively Rich People, no Stinking Smoke, no Pollution, no Capitalist Trash for Sale, nor any Unhappy People: beCause, everyone will be Moderately Rich, and may Marry whomever they Love, and Practice Fidelity for Life. Otherwise, they may Leave such Beautiful Planned City States, and Liv in Swamps, Jungles, Mountain Caves, or wherever Hermits might Liv: beCause, Civilized People can Liv Happily without them, even as the Pope of Rome Livz without them within his Vatican Fortress, which is Sorely Lacking the Luscious All-Mineral Organic Gardens that will be Found at all Swanky Fortresses, which will Provide a Way to get everyone Set Up Properly for Living and Working, at Home, which no Government has ever Done for its People during all of History!