Dear Regretta Brawner!

Greta Regretta Wodele Brawner is a Real Person, who comes on the Washington Journal, once every 6 Weeks, or so, and for one whole Week: beCause, she takes Turns with the other Washington Journal Hosts --- such as Pedro Echevarria, Peter Slen, Paul Orgel, Jesse Jambolia Holland, and our Favorite Host, John McArdle, who is the only one who is Brave enough to Wear a BEARD: beCause he is Obviously not Ashamed to be a MAN; but, he is Ashamed to take a Stand for Provable Truths, for some Strange Reason --- such as the Provable Truths within this Inspired Book, which Lists more than 100 Fascinating Books by the same "Crazy Author," who is our Selected King of all Philosophers: beCause he Wrote more than 50 Inspired Books, just during this past Year: beCause his Well of Living Water is very Deep, and Springs Forth with one Boast after another one. For Example, he Claims to have "Guaranteed Solutions" for all of our Massive Problems, which none of us at Amazon Books Believed to be True, until we got to Reading them for ourselves, and Discovered that they Present Irrefutable Evidences. For Example, those "GLORIOUS Swanky Hotels Castles and Fortresses!" (Beautiful Planned City States for WISE Intelligent and Well-Educated People!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!, Book 019B, just Happen to Solve no less than 5,000 Massive Problems, Worldwide! --- except that none of them have ever been Built: beCause, just one of them might Cost a Trillion or more Dollars! However, our Selected King has Plans for Transforming a Mountain of Rough Rocks into Pure GOLD, if you can Believe it, whereby Money will no longer be a Problem for anyone: beCause, he also Plans on GIVING each Person on this Good Earth a Generous Hunk of it, and Plenty Extra for them to Buy all of his Inspired Books, Tax-free: beCause he Plans on doing Away with all Taxes, if you can Believe it: beCause, he says that NO TAXES ARE NEEDED! So, we got to Thinking about that with a Capital T, and Concluded that he is RIIT! Indeed, he can Use his Gold Wisely for HIRING "Seven Great Swanky Armies of Working Soldiers" to Build those Beautiful Planned City States, and they will Represent that New Money, which will make it the very Best Money in all of the World! So, we Naturally got to Asking each other, "Why did the Founding Fathers not Think of that?" Did they Suffer with Chronic Constipation of their Minds, or what? Chances are that they were already Up to their Tally Whackers in DEBT to the British Empire, and to the French Empire, at that Time, which was Managed by Napoleon Bonaparte, who did not Suffer with any Erectile Dysfunctions, and did not Want to get themselves into any Bloody Revolutionary Wars "For the Love of Money!" (The Strange Things that People Say and Do to Get more Money!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution! Book 003B. Indeed, it was all very Em-bare-assing, you might say, except that the Atlantic Ocean stood between them, and the Spanish Armies were Ready to Help "The Divided States of United Lies!" (The so-called "United States of North America" in Disguise!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution! Book 058: beCause, their Cannons were still Working and Ready to FIRE! Yes, it was a Time of Worldwide Conflicts among Royalties --- none of whom Imagined Living in PEACE behind TALL STONE WALLS, which are too Tall to Climb Over, too Deep to Dig Under, too Wide to go Around, and too THICK to Drill Through. After all, the Fortress System had already been Tested in Europe, and was Found Wanting: beCause, it never Crossed their Weak Minds that what they most Desperately Needed was "The New RIGHTEOUS One-World Government!" (HOW to Establish a Righteous One-World Government without Going to WAR!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution! Book 056B, which has recently been UPDATED with very Enlightening Information, which Requires "The GREAT Worldwide TELEVISED Court HEARING!" just to get down to the Roots of the Problems. So, ...