The New MAGNIFIED Version of JEREMIAH!

The Delicate Arch in Arches National Park in Utah, U. S. A., has Fallen to the Ground, after Standing there for Millions of Years, according to Park Rangers. Our Selected King just Happened to be one of the Last Visitors to get a Picture of it, before it Crashed! "The New MAGNIFIED Version of JEREMIAH" is very similar, by the Fact that our Selected King will be the Last Person to Present a New Version to the World, which it has never Seen before, which Proves beyond any Shadow of a Doubt that the Book of Jeremiah is as Phony as a 3-dollar Bill with Abraham Lincoln's Photo on it, Printed in Red Letters. However, his Version is also the only one that makes the Book make any Sense, which Begins to make Sense after you get about 30 Pages into it, when the Holy Spirit takes Control of his Electronic Keyboard, and Types out the most Fantastic Words that one has ever Red (read, in Old Barbaric English), which makes this an Extremely Good Book after that Peacock Delusion, Fantasy, Illusion, or whatever you might Want to Call it. We at Amazon have no Idea what to Label it as: beCause, we are just as Perplexed as the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge, who has just Recently Obtained the POWER of GOD, whereby he can Transform Rough Rocks into Pure GOLD! But, very few People have the Faith to Believe that Pack of Peacockery Lies, including ourselves: beCause, we have not yet gotten all 154 of his Inspired Books Packed Up in Boxes, and Ready to Ship to 2 Billion Readers, each of whom will Receive a Good Hunk of that Gold from our Selected King, who Intends to Send Gold Coins to whomever Requests them. (You can use the E-mail Address on the Outside of the Back Cover for making your own Requests, if you have any Faith in it.) But, until then, you can Entertain yourself Dramatically by Reeding this Inspired Book, which is (Honestly) one of the Best Books that we have ever Read! In Fact, we Challenge you to Discover a Better one, including "The New MAGNIFIED Version of the Book of JOBE!" which we Thot would Sell at least a Million Copies during its first Week of Publication on Amazon; but, behold, we never Sold so much as ONE Copy: beCause, we Forgot to Advertise for it, and just Hoped to God that Readers from all around the World might Discover it, by Chance, somewhat like a Boy might Suddenly Discover his Tally Whacker after coming into Puberty, and Wonder what in the World it is all about! We were Hoping that our Selected King might Enter his latest Books into our KDP PenToPublish Book Contest: beCause, there is a Good Chance that he might Win every Contest, if we could Persuade the Judges to Reed any such Books, since they are by Far the Most Funny Creations this Side of Heaven, itself, which Cast Out that Red-headed Devil for Telling Fake News Reports, which were not very Funny. So, that has us Wondering if it was the Holy Spirit who took Over the Keyboard, or SATAN who took it Over, himself Whomever it was, he or she did a Fantastic Job of it, which one would have to Reed to Believe it. We have Red it, and we can Honestly say that we do NOT Believe it; but, the Queen of England does Believe it, along with ALL of the Royal Court! So, what else can we Say? Well, we have a Confession to make. The Fake Trumpeter has Inspired us to Tell some Outlandish LIES, just to Sell another Book; but, we Guarantee it to Satisfy your Soul, if you just Reed it! Therefore, put your Faith in God, and your Money in our Bank Account, until you Prove to yourself just how Good or Bad it is. (WARNING: Only the first 1,000 Readers will get any of those Gold Coins for Free. All others will have to Buy them at 10 Times the Price: beCause, they are Collector's Items!) +§+§§