The New MAGNIFIED Version of GALATIANS!

The Epistle of Paul to the Galatians has long been a very Controversial Book among Religious Scholars, who could not help but Notice the many Contradictions between it and the Book of ACTS, Chapter 9, which Reveals the Real Apostle Paul: beCause, there was Obviously an Impostor Paul, who wrote Galatians, which Inspired Saint Luke to set the Record Straight: beCause, he Hated Lies, and especially those concerning the Doctrines of Jesus Christ, which are not Preached by Paul, who makes only one Vague Quotation from him: beCause, none of the Gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke nor John) had been Written, yet, which is HOW that we Know for a Fact that there was an Impostor Paul: beCause all of the Epistles of Paul had been Written before any of the Gospels, except for the Epistle to the Galatians! Moreover, that Fake Paul was Dead when the Gospels were Written by True Honest Men, who Obtained the Teachings of Jesus from the Best of their own Memories, and from other Saints, according to the Best of their Memories, about 60 Years after the Fact, when they Perceived the Necessity of it, and that it was Obvious that Jesus was not going to Return at any Time soon, which they were Hoping would be the Case: beCause, Jesus had sed, "There are some Men standing here, who will not Taste of Death, until all of these Things shall be Fulfilled" --- speaking of his Prophecies about his Second Coming, which have not taken Place until this very Day, some 2,000 or so Years later! However, our Selected King is the Man with the Spirit of Elijah, who has Come to Restore the Ancient Truths that were Tawt by Enoch, Moses, Elijah, Nathan, Samuel, King David, King Solomon, and other Holy Prophets, as well as those that were Tawt by Jesus Christ, whose Words were Terribly MUTILATED by those Lying Conniving Edomites, by the Time that they got around to Publishing them for their own Ungodly Gain: beCause of Discovering that his Teachings were SELLABLE, which was also the Main Motive for the Publication of the Old Testament, long before the Time of Christ: beCause, Good Books meant Big Business to them; and no Books were quite as Popular as the Old Testament at the Time of Christ. In Fact, just one Exact Copy of the Old Testament was worth about 30,000 Dollars in Today's Money: beCause, it had to be Written by a Professional SCRIBE, who did not Dare to make a Mistake: beCause, if he did, his entire Long Scroll would have to be Trashed, and he would have to Begin all over again with a Clean Scroll. Therefore, before he Wrote a single Letter in the Hebrew Language, he had to be Wide Awake and Totally Concentrated on his Work, which took some Practice, which only one in a thousand or so Men could Accomplish: beCause of getting enough Sleep, and Eating only Sparingly on Sweet Fruits and Fresh Raw Vegetables, when they were not Fasting nor Praying that they did not make any Mistakes, while some Priest was Standing just over their Shoulders, Watching every Letter being Printed by Hand, in Hebrew, which was written from right to left, beginning at the Bottom of the Page, going to the Top of the Page. Moreover, most Hebrew Sentences were written Backwards, like this: Backwards the Words were written in Hebrew; or, Moreover, Sentences in Hebrew were Backwards written, from the Bottom of the Page to the Top of it, and from the Right Side to the Left Side, in Order to make it as Confusing as Possible for any Readers to Read it, who had to Pay Good Money to Professional Teachers, just to Learn HOW to Reed the Words, which did not contain Letters that Represented the Vowel Sounds, which had to be Supplied by the Readers, who had to be Paid Well to Read anything: beCause, that was the Motive for making it all so Confusing to begin with. Indeed, that is WHY Nolij is speld K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E, even until this very Day: beCause, it Requires School Teachers, who could Teach the Children how to Spel their Werdz Properlee; but, why put themselves Out of Business?