The New MAGNIFIED Version of the Book of ROMANS!

The Book of Romans has long been a Controversial Book within the Holy and Not-so-Holy Bible: beCause of what is found in Chapter 13, which Boldly Declares that God Ordains the Leaders of all Nations, which Means that God is a MADMAN in the Democratic Viewpoint of it: beCause, that would Mean that God Ordained Adolf Hitler to Exterminate the Jews, who are supposedly his "Chosen People," whom he Chose to Govern this World, and the Whole World - at least in their Way of Thinking: beCause, they got the Idea from Reading the Scriptures, which is Confirmed by the Undeniable Fact that JEWS ARE THE MOST INTELLIGENT HUMAN BEINGS, which has been Proven again and again throughout History. For Example, it was Albert Einstein who came up with the Correct Formula for the Atomic Bomb, which Annihilated (or, rather, INCINERATED) 200,000 or so Japanese Civilians within a couple Seconds: beCause, "that was the Will of God," according to President very Hairy Sadistic Truman, whose Wife was not one of those Civilians, unfortunately, or else he might have had a Different Viewpoint about the Atomic Bombs. Likewise, the Jews might have had a Different Viewpoint about them being Qualified to Govern the Whole World, if they had Loved and Obeyed the Teachings of Jesus Christ, rather than Orchestrating his Crucifixion, and making Enemies of all Righteous People, who View that as the single most Vile Thing that Human Beings could possibly Do: beCause, Jesus was the Most-Righteous Man who ever Lived, and was Certainly NOT Worthy of Receiving the Most-Cruel and Inhumane Death that Evil Men could Imagine! Nevertheless, it was not the Victims of the Holocaust, who Caused his Death, nor Drove the Nails into his Wrists and Feet; but, it was the ROMANS who got Blamed for it: beCause they were Terribly Afraid of a Little Holy Man from Nazareth, in Galilee, who could Walk on the Water, and Transform Water into Wine, as well as Multiply Loaves of Bread and Cooked Fishes for Feeding Multitudes of Poor Hungry People, who were just Naturally Tempted to Follow him. However, none of the Roman Newspapers nor Books ever Mentioned the Humble Honest Man from Galilee, even as none of them have ever Mentioned our Selected King, in spite of being the Inspired Author of more than 460 Exceptionally Good Books, which you can "reed" about in: "Swanky Culture!" Yes, it seems a bit Strange that his Name cannot even be Found in Wikipedia, nor even in C-SPAN Archives, in spite of the Fact that our Selected King has "Guaranteed Solutions!" (HOW to Solve our Local and Global Problems in the Most-Rational Manner Possible!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!, and Challenges anyone in the Whole World to Prove his God-given Solutions to be WRong or Unworkable, for which Amazon Kindly Offers a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone who can Prove him to be WRong about those Solutions! In Fact, those "GLORIOUS Swanky Hotels Castles and Fortresses," just Happen to have more than 5,000 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building them and Living within the Borders of them, and ZERO Great Disadvantages; but, Wikipedia does not even MENTION it! Therefore, it is Understandable WHY the Roman Authors did not Write about Jesus Christ: beCause, he was Obviously NOT one of their Clan, even as our Selected King is not one of the Traditional American Rag Worshipers, who has Pledged his Allegiance to GOD: beCause, he is another one of those Honest JEWS, whom the Evil Empire HATES without any Justified Causes! Moreover, this Inspired Book is another Testimony to his GOODNESS; but, some People (who have never Red it with an Honest Open Mind) Falsely Claim that it is an EVIL Book, which "... should be BURNED to the Stake," as Sir Winston Churchill might say, who was a Distant Relative of Satan, himself, and a far less Christian than Adolf Hitler, who, Thank God, did not Propose to Firebomb 600,000 Innocent Civilians in Dresden, Germany, London, England, nor in New York City!