The New MAGNIFIED Version of ISAIAH in Plain English!

The Book of Isaiah is very Rich with Metaphors and Similes, if you are in Love with them, or not; but, most Poor People are not: beCause the Metaphors are far too "Foggy" for them to Understand, which Means that they must Practice Reading all such Books, just to get a Good Understanding of them. At any rate, this Version of Isaiah is by far the Best in the World, and is Rated as "Extremely Good" by Well-Educated People. Therefore, it is a "must read" Book, if anyone is Interested in Actually Understanding the Bible. Most People are not; but, that is not a Problem: because most People were not Born to be Masters. Indeed, most were Born to be Good Servants of Good Masters, which is Good: because the Masters are like the Head of the Body of Good Government, which Body must have many other Working Parts and Organs, just to Function Correctly as a Body. Therefore, do not let the Hands Despise the Eyes: beCause, what could the Hands Do without Eyes to Guide them, even if the Eyes belong to some other Person, who can See what is Needed. We suggest that Readers of this Inspired Book take their Sweet Time, and read only a few Chapters each Day, and do not attempt to read the entire Book during one Day, even though it will be Tempting to Finish it, quickly, just to Discover those Precious Parts that make it so Famous and Controversial among Religious Scholars, some of whom are very Perplexed by it: because no one can Rightly Deny that God, himself, is Speaking through "Isaiah," who may have been Reincarnated! Indeed, there is the Possibility of it; but, do not let that "Buck you Out of the Saddle," as a Cowboy might say. Remember that this is a Companion Book of: "The New MAGNIFIED Version of The Book of MOORMUN!" (The Story of the White and Dark Indians in the Americas!), Book 040, which is perhaps the Best Modern Book in the whole World! Yes, unlike the Mutilated Bible, the Book of Mormon is much more Understandable, being "a New Revelation from God," you might say; but, it is nothing quite as Enlightening as the New MAGNIFIED Version, which most Definitely contains New Revelations from the Supreme Ruler of this Heaven and Earth. Therefore, do not let the Sun Set on another Day of Deprivation; but, PLEASE, for your own Sake, Educate yourself with all such Good Books: beCause that is True Wisdom on your part, which will make you Glad that you did. Guaranteed!