Ecclesiastes Uncovered!

The Book of Ecclesiastes has been Misunderstood for thousands of Years, and the Song of Solomon is even more Misunderstood: because of not being Perfectly Clear, and because of Missing much Information; but, this New MAGNIFIED Version is very easy to Understand, and makes "Perfect Sense" to anyone with a High School Education, we would say; but, not even College Graduates can twist it around to be saying whatever they Imagine it to be saying, if they have Polluted their Minds with other Confused Versions, which are about as Clear as Muddy Water. This is truly one of the Best Books in the Marketplace, in our Honest Opinions; and we have read many books, as you can well imagine, since that is our Business. However, just to Prove it to yourself, click your Mouse on the "Look Inside" for the Book Preview, and see whether or not you agree with us Amazonians. After all, the Scriptures do say, "Oh Taste and See for yourself that the Inspired Words of the Master Farmer are Good for your own Soul," as our Selected King Interprets it, which anyone can now do, Free of Charge. However, strangely enough, X-amount of Silly People would prefer to Waste 8$ on another small Meal of Dog Food or Hog Slop at the Death and Hell Restaurant, which could make them Sick, or even KILL them, while this Inspired Book will Satisfy the Belly of your Mind with Sweet Fruits of Provable Truths and Profound Wisdom! Guaranteed! Therefore, be sure to tell all of your Spiritually-minded Friends, Relatives and Naaberz about it: because they will also no doubt Love it with a Capital L. Meanwhile, you can help yourself to Understand many of the Mysteries of Life, which now make Good Sense, Thanks to the Spirit of Truth. Make this a Good Day with a Good Old Book by one of the Wisest Men who ever Lived. Yes, there is a Time to Read a Good Book, and a Time to Rest your Eyes; but, this is a Time to Feast at the Table of Satisfaction with King Solomon, himself! Indeed, if you Doubt it, just check it out for yourself, O Lady Doubtfulness!