The Prayers of Pumpkinheads!: Even God Needs a Little Humor to Cheer Him Up!

Publisher Marketing: Can you imagine what it would be like to ask Important Questions to God, and actually get Reasonable Answers? Well, this is just such a book, which is quite amazing, having many surprising Solutions for our massive Problems. Master Twain impersonates many well-known characters, including such famous people as the Pope of Rome, Rev. Billy Graham, President Obama, Vladimir Putin, Winston Churchill, Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn, Nigger Jim, the Dalai Lama, and others of less fame; but, all of the Prayers are unique and special and make great entertainment. They are especially good for Wednesday night prayer meetings in all churches that have Freedom of Speech. (You may need a mop to wipe up all of the tears from laughter in some churches, while you may need a knight's armor in other churches, just to keep from being stoned to death, if you take certain words out of context! It is best to plan your way of escape, if some worshiper of Buzzeldick the Great is in such a church.) Be sure to keep at least one eye on the preacher. You could wear your bullet-proof flack jacket and a gas mask, and put on your tall rubber boots, if you plan on going anywhere around the District of Criminals, in Washington, where the fresh Donkey Dung is knee-deep, and the ancient Elephant Droppings are piling up to the top of the steps of the Lincoln Monument! Just be sure to take an extra hankerchief, in case poor old Abe has to blow his nose, after hearing some of Satan's prayers to mankind. Other than that, it is safe to say that you are not likely to become an endangered specie for reading some of these prayers on the White House lawn, if you cannot think of better prayers, yourself. You will certainly not have to get down on your knees for any self-inflicted humiliation after reading some of these prayers; but, you might get more attention, and that is what you need for a First Class Bloodless Revolution.